Bored? Well don't be.
You're on the computer. "Doing Homework," or so your parents think. But you're a bit old for Poptropica and Club Penguin. Plus, you've already beaten all the games on Candystand, and so now what to do?
You've come to the right place.
You've come to the right place.
... It is I. OONAGH. I have hijacked this page. HAHAHA. Bow before me and stuff... So? Bored huh? When I am bored, I formulate a plan to take over the horror that is suburbia. SUBURBIA. Anyway...
If that doesn't really work for you then... Write something, post it here.
Or you could:
Write a letter to Santa, or some other person that gives you things.
Sneak around your house like the spy you are
Think of a catchphrase.
Ride an elevator.
Compose a song describing your feet.
Hunt for a jackal.
Prove the Easter bunny is real. Not Big foot. Don't hunt Big Foot
Think of what you would be like as a 40 year old biker.
Enthuse to others about a made up show.
Throw an ball behind you and run down the stairs. Indiana Jones style.
Talk to Siri, or another made up friend... Let's be honest here.
Draw your nose, while cross-eyed the entire time.
Try not to think about bears.
Talk out your rage on a door. "I HATE YOU, DOOR!"
Write a list about things to do...
If you're feeling a need for watching a pop-tart be reconstructed after being eaten, because everyone gets that urge once in a while.
Feeling like you need a dose of childhood? Try out these websites.
Webkinz-- As the owner of virtual pets, it is your duty to take care of them, from feeding to clothing to giving them a place to sleep. You can go to the arcade to win money to buy your pets food, or clothing or furniture Warning: you will need to adopt an animal to play on this, and you can buy them at Kremp Florists, or Target or Toys R Us.
Club Penguin -- In this game, you waddle around an ice island as a penguin, meet other gamers, and decorate yourself and your igloo. Free unless you want to buy things, in which case you will need a membership.
Poptropica -- In this, your balloon travels to multiple islands, which each have a problem you need to solve.
Feeling like you need a dose of adulthood? Try these tasks, but first, get your reading glasses:
Go to work- Like school, but you have the risk of being fired everyday. This adds that extra feeling of stress and pressure that you will never quite get over. Remember, you most likely went to college, which you spent most of your money on, to be underemployed. In "Work," there are many options, you could pick a career you like and win the game, but most likely, you will have small goals like getting that cubicle office in the corner. No matter how much you hate the boss, he controls your money and life. You need work to pay the bills.
Be Responsible- Pay the bills on time. Make your bed. Turn the lights off when you leave a room. Let your life be overrun by routines.
Plan for the future- This continues onto going to work and feeling bored. Here you let minimal details distract and frustrate you and contemplate what will happen to your life savings if the economy collapses a lot.
Say the Word Economy- Self Explanatory. Get it into every sentence, as you should, in this economy.